me: we just got finished watching The Eyes of Laura Mars

Bettina: that's a faye done away joint, right?

me: you mean disjoint. that movie is a freak.

Bettina: can her right eye see ghosts?

me: i can't really even explain that movie.
because it should've been better.
i liked the decor.
and tommy lee jones in bellbottoms.
faye is so camp.

Bettina: she always has been. somehow she tricked people with bonnie and clyde, though

me: RIGHT?
i'll be honest, though: Mommie Dearest—that's no trick.

Bettina: no treat, either!

Well, the tricks and treats are everywhere in Laura Mars:

Wait, no…

Um…

Ah. Ah, yes.

Nelson Eddy - "Vision fugitive" from Massenet's Hérodiade